Show PA ON THE CENTURY PROBLEM chicago throes herald of all the ahlie I 1 ever seen paw mcd lifter finklea his torrid A long time the worst is the ones what git to starten Argy about when the twentieth begins people what aint got no more that to waste time over a thing ot to have babies er sum thing without golu away trum home to hunt for trub ble but tho good lord made in the house so they could keep bazzy it so sum folks hagent got bothin to do but always look around for sum new way to show thare foolishness what makes me glad I 1 haft to work fer a liven it I 1 have bothin else to do mabby Sum times I 1 mite git to goin on like a south american republic too what has haff as mutch as they are hi a little lied mouse trap ot to no the sent cherry cant begin only dunst and that is nineteen hundred and wun how can it begin then maw abt grate bevens paw anse reil can it be pos you are one of the preem that think it begins with nineteen hundred no wunder our children sum times dont hardly seem to be worth raisin now I 1 alst sho you how this thing Is it I 1 am borkin fer a hundred dollars a week and oh paw maw says dont go to supposing sup of that kind it aint ever coln to capen say paw told her dont ou want to find out about this blaness er not it you do try to brake the reck eid now by not saying nothing fer about haff a and ill sho you you eo it I 1 was coln to ride a hundred miles I 1 go back and ride a mile before I 1 got started would I 1 1 I dont no maw says 1 I have offen saw you bo things what was just as hard to explain there are never no telling what you do oh well paw says aint enny use bryin to talk to people what dont no anuff t lem things when they have a chanat aposen you was aboia to pay the grocery man a dollar and begin coulten out pennies do you think he would tell you to stop when you give him ninety nine ho mite be makin a market down sale that day maw says What fe alie use gitten bothered about it anny way I 1 you sod was silly it thay would waste time oer such a thing thay are paw told her only thay dont no enatt to see it tho rite way now im aist agoan to sho you how thing is bo you cant help but see it so lie got two of the ketchen chares and stood with one foot on one chare and the other toot on the other charo now paw told us aposen the chare what my left foot is on iri the nineteenth Sent chery and the other one is the next one with the first of january haft way between do you see 11 all rite as par as 1 got yes maw says hut I 1 dont never in straddled Str addlen on things thay cant bo two sides to st you got to git on one er the uther you watch paw sed 1 I got it down line enny buddy what understand der stand it after I 1 git thru would set up after a house tell on him and tell you the joe was on the who stood accost the rode and seen it happen now my lett foot is ate teen ninety nine and chare where its on Is the nineteenth sent cheny it I 1 by the time he got it all settled up to that point little albert and the come in chasen after the hen dersons cat what I 1 had shut up in the seller the nite before becom maw herd some rats down tharo last week the cat scooted between the where paw was standen and the he would do the calro but made a mistake and bumped against the nine Sent cherry and cocked it trum under paw and the bottum out 0 tho argy munt his cote was all tore up the back too GEORGIE |