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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That the original post of admission to the movies in Bingham has been reduced. That the last dose of oil on the streets have proven a boon. That to get the crowd it has been found necessary to advertise. I That some people will realize in the near future that a worm will sometimes turn, so don't go too strong Not any stronger anyhow. That same paragraphs in the column col-umn received favorable comment last week But we do not apologize, if it advertises you it don't cost a cent and you are welcome to the publicity. That an evil minded cur may make an attempt to misconstrue the meaning mean-ing of some of these paragraphs but their methods are so crude it can't be done.. That Steve Strilich has promised us a ride in the prize Ford coupe. That there is not much bottom in a party who will boost a man in the hospital and when he gets out try and trample him and his kiddies in the ground. That our Bingham firefighters are always on the job, as the fire on Friday morning proved, most of the community being in bed at the time. That one can't buy happiness by the pound one has to make it sometimes some-times ont of bum material too. That the Town Clerk is always on the job, even a few minutes after the fire alarm was turned in on Friday morning of last week. That he who has knowledge and uses it wisely is a benefactor to his fellow workers, but a knocker is never successful. That the old-fashioned girl used a hair receiver, but the modern gjrl uses an ash tray. That is has been said bachelors are - - - ...... " i ' men who have failed to embrace theii opportunity. , That the honneymoon may be considered con-sidered all thru with when the ol man uses his both hands to steer the car. That the races at Salt Lake are taking some of the surplus of Bing-j Bing-j haul's money. I That there was a whole ream of ! paper ordered. What will the next j excuse be. j That the accordeon solos at the Isis Theatre on Sunday and Monday last were much appreciated. That you have one more day to save enough shekels to take in the State Fair. That it is better for a man to have loved and lost than never to have went broke at all. That George Smith announces from the Bingham Furniture Store he is giving away Furniture and will cut loose by the time this is published. That when people begin to acknowledge ack-nowledge the short skirt is sensible it wont be long before they will ge-gin ge-gin to wear them longer. A.s it couldn't he sensible long. That when your checking account is overdrawn everybody in Bingham knows about it. That it is easier not to write any "hecks than to have them returned. That Experience is a very faithful faith-ful and preserving teacher but it is said even the teachers in Bingham and Lark make things much clearer. That there are people who worry because there is nothing to worry about. That some men, especially if the are short, like to look up to a tali woman. That the word "obey" might as well be taken out of the n-.urriage' ritual, as it never happens any more. That pool halls used to be given the credit for all crimes, now it has changed hands over to automobiles. That oldtimers who come to Bingham Bing-ham for a visit congratulate the residents resi-dents for the manner in which they are improving the town by building fireproof buildings, in place of the wooden shacks. There are still a few remaining that should be eliminated. That altho it seems a shame to deprive de-prive the children of Bingham of their sport, it hardly appears faair to pedestrians pe-destrians that on occasions they are compelled to get ofT the sidewalk to permit boys with coaster wagons to pass by. That the Clift Club at Salt Lake City proves to be more popular with Binghamites every week. j - .t..JM . II It W m- - |