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Show A dliy FUN i&gfF That's It Joan How much did you spend on her last night? Jasper Between seven and eight dollars. Joan Oh, I see. A dollar. Must Be Jasper Look at the pretty telephone girl at the next table! Jerry How do you know she's a telephone tele-phone girl? Jasper said "Hello" twice, and 1 got no answer. Suggestive? "I understand your husband has taken up the violin." "Yes, and he's doing fine with it. They've returned his oil-can from next door already." A guy stomped into a restaurant and shouted at the waitress: "Bring me two fried eggs, burned top and bottom, a piece of damp I toast, a cup of coffee two days old ' and strong as carbolic acid." When the astonished waitress had brought the order, the patron shouted: "Now sit down and nag j me, I'm homesick." . Indicator Clarkson That man must live in a very small apartment. Harkson What makes you think so? Clarkson Well, can't you see how his dog wags its tail up and down instead of sideways? That Proves It Bobby Daddy, will you buy me a pair of roller skates if I can prove that a dog has ten tails? Father Well, yes, I think I can promise prom-ise that. Bobby Well, one dog has one more tail than no dog. hasn't he? Father Yes, that's right. Bobby Well, if no dog has nine tails, and one dog has one more tail than no dog, then one dog must have ten tails. ' At Long Last Wife (reading paper) Think of it. Here's a couple who got married mar-ried after a 50-year courtship. He I suppose the old fellow was too weak to hold out any longer. She'll Find Out "I shouldn't keep telling her you're unworthy of her." "No? Why not?" "Let it come to her as a surprise." sur-prise." "I've been jeeped," cried the pedestrian as the army car hit him. |