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Show 4 j HeLLO friends and howdy neighbors: I wonder how much money a feller would have t' have t (eel free t' order anything on a bill o' fare and not look at th' price. it' shore a job fer t' try an balance my appetite with, my budget. I heer"4 that in Germany ther' eatln' food made out o' wood. Can you Imagine eatin' a nice sirloin steak mad9 from th' bark o' an oak tree. Reckon if a feller gits hungry between meals he jist chews up a couple o' boxes of tooth picks. Time Hitler gits V England he'll have his boys trained t' eat board lences an cord wood. Alter a hard days march th.' cook will stir up a snack maybe a nice telephone pole roast garnished with kindlin' wood, an a side order o' picket fence. Maybe Hitlers boyf can eat that, but all them homeles babies in Holland and Belgum hv rt V have milk. Be setin' yon (ZrL Wednesday nit on th red iVft network, Vm tola t th' Ca Uy wagon these shoes art C killin' me. i Wbitty fard, Dukt of Paducab, - V |