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Show buJze Paducali h si g .;.1(;;,wiiiim I'M shore glad this Xmas business is over, all it ammounts t is swappin' a lot o' things you can t afford fer a lot o' things you don t need. On Xmas eve jist before th jstores closed my wife was shoppin, like mad, an th' clerk was gittm, imad cause she wuz shoppin hesez, j"Lady why didn't you do your Xmas Ishoppin' early?" She sez, Doit yearly I am doin it early I'm shoppin' shop-pin' now fer next year." Did it ever occur f you that Santa Clause is th only man in th' world that will pay Uttention f-a pair-o'. silk stockms fwhen they are empty. I heer d a 1 .little boy say a naughty word and l isez, "Son where did you learn that Jword?" He sez, "Oh I heer d Santa Clause say it when he tripped over irny lectric train on Xmas eve. If Make 1941 a Plantation Party ftk year every Wednesday n te ffm on th' red network NBC I m 4m goin' t th' wagon folks these VJ y shoes are killin me. f-Whitey Ford, "Duke of Paducali. |