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Show owing to the defense requiremnets The girls of Smithfield say thty already feel a shortage of dates owing to the defense requirement that has taken so many boys away to the camps. . Fact that the june wedding season has passes does not mean; that an eligible bachelor can sit out in the car with the girl friend without danger of getting engaged. en-gaged. America is called to rise up. and defy it v enemies. Anyway it usually rises up in the grand; stand about the seventh inning, in the ball game, and frequently hurls defiance at the umpire Even if the newlywed bride's biscuits are not 100 per cent, the-bridegroom the-bridegroom should reflect that they would have seemed lUce. heavenly necter if -.tie had fed them to him a month before the wedding. The women may gossip more than t)he men, but their gossip would not usually have ai be ex-prgater ex-prgater before being printed in the newspaper. Ten questions were asked of the young men who registered for selective service. Pa says that's nothing, as Ma usually askes him, at least 20 when he gets home-late. home-late. They used to tell of the wide' wide world. It dosen't seem very wide to the man who is, try-, ing to dodge his creditors. Many persons are said to work their eyes too hard. Mom says that Pop works his too hard looking look-ing after every girl he meets. OH YEAEI COLUMN Many people who can.t go to church in summer because it is too hot, won't be able to go in the winter because it is too cold. They say there are going to be shortages of many things, |