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Show 1 3jj& Agreeable Prof. Bjorn Mr. Dzudi, what is your idea of civilization? Dzudi It's a good idea, pro( and I think somebody ought to start it. Wading In "Can I see Mrs. Dobson?" asked the charily collector. "I'm sorry," replied the maid, "Ju, Mrs. Dobson can't see you now. She u in the middle of a plate of soup." Some men smoke impromptu cigarettes the kind you pick un as you go along. For His Comfort Stranger (savagely) You're sit-ting sit-ting on my hat, sir! Old Gentleman So I fee, sir! And I hope in the future you will wear soft hats, and not these hard-brimmed hard-brimmed abominations. Soon to Know Sergeant Hi, you can't go in there. Private Why not? "Because that's the general's hut," "Then why has he got private on the door?" "Stop asking tvhy. Do you think rn a fool?" "I don't know yet, I only came here yesterday." Still Feeling First Draftee You know, I fee like I'd like to punch that hard-boiled hard-boiled top sergeant in the nose again. Second Draftee Again? First Draftee Yes, I felt like it yesterday. |