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Show Up for Grabs ' Young Man So Miss Nellie is your oldest sister? Who comes after aft-er her? Little Brother Nobody ain't come yet, but ' Pa says the first fellow that comes can have her. Said the well-fed hen to her owner: own-er: "You're the guy I'm laying for." And How! Jasper Do you know what counts in the taxicab business? Joan No, what? Jasper The meter, stupid!. That's a Relief "Uncle Ferdinand has just died and left me all his money." "Thank goodness! Now we shan't have to name the baby after him." Ah, Me! "Women certainly haven't ' any consistency." "What's the matter now?" "My wife chased me out of the house with the broom this morning morn-ing and then cried because I left home without kissing her goodbye." good-bye." Call OPA Housewife How much are these chickens? Butcher They are $1.10 apiece. Housewife Did you raise them yourself? Butcher Yes, they were 85 cents last week. I had to raise them. We figured that we would retire re-tire this year, but our rationing board thinks otherwise. |
