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Show J U & ( ' mm That One Muffed Saleslady Oh, the darling hat! It makes Madame 10 years younger. Customer Won't do. I can't afford af-ford to put on 10 years every time I take off my hat. " Old Tricks Said the dresser to the actress "There's a man at the door who insists on coming in." "Did you ask for his card?" inquired the star. "Yes, but he only laughed and tried .to hiss me." "Oh, let him in," said the actress. "That's my husband!" Job Well Done Officer What's the idea? Why are you men climbing trees and crawling through the bushes? Private Well, sir, we camou-! camou-! flaged the gun a while ago and now we can't find it. Germs or no germs, kissing must be fully as dangerous as they make it out to be; it has put an end to a lot of bachelors. For a Match "I think I'll get a pair of red , shoes those flatties with wedge . heels," said the tall blonde. "Why low heels?" asked her friend, in surprise. "I want them to go with a short lieutenant." |