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Show He's Different "Your husband has a new suit." "No, he hasn't." "Well, something's different." "Yes; it's a new husband." She's At It "How long will it be before your wife makes her appearance?" "She's upstairs making it now.n Or Feed It? "John, I'm sure I heard a mouse squeak." "Well, what do you want me to do? Get up and oil it?" It's an ideal marriage if the wife is a treasure and the husband is a treasury. Put on Pressure "But surely you didn't tell him straight out that you love him?" "No fear he had to squeeze it out of me." |