OCR Text |
Show Maybe That Too "No, Elmer, I can't marry you. The man whom I'm going ta marry must . be upright and square." y "You want a piano, not a husband." hus-band." In Old England 'A country doctor on his rounds nan roivly escaped running over a llomt Guard writhing in apparent agony in the middle of the road. Stopping his car he got out, bent over the man, and asked, "It'hat's the matter? U here's the pain?" "There isn't any pain," the man re plied. "This road is supposed to be o deep river, and I can oiy swim on my WAt." In the Race Three young men were boasting of their height. "Look at me," said Tom. "I'm six feet two and a half in my stockinged feet." "All right," put in Dick. "I'm six feet five and three-quarters-with my hat on." "And I can beat the lot of you,"' added Harry. "I'm seven feet eight with my umbrella up." |