Show PEP AR from the office cat TRUTH 18 STRANGER THAN FICTION BUT ONE SELDOM GETS PAID AS MUCH FOR IT ban bau Pran clico chronicle 1 9 0 I 1 stepped upon the tomcats tom cati tall the lights were A ere dim and low the cat with a wall ii it was hit bli of woe 41 III 1 I cover saw ouch dreamy yes eyes tild said he you never stayed eo so ue eald said she 1 tell what our husband laid said to 70 you U 11 denando denan dd ta the court oh ob I 1 cant ald said the witness it fit for a decent person to hear bear to all il tight tere to laid said the judge juit just lean a over here and whisper it to me 0 9 A local judge was asked one day for a donation a quarter to help bury a poor attorney tho the judge handed the a applicant 1 a afi five dollar bill and laid said here ere you are ate bury thesty ol 01 abtin W 8 THE kimn 81 BATTLE tho the greatest battle that ever was as fouga shall I 1 tell you how and gherst you me may search a lot yet find it not lot 1 81 biall t H it t wages everywhere til greatest battle li is silently 19 1 fought 9 g h by the will of man against temptation continuously covering all life span A man become becomes enthralled by ilo sla then later ieee sees the light with determined grin his MR power powers within aro ara manhal led for the fight it takes real pit grit to foght alone ai an the unseeing eing world goei goes by byl dut but he docs does not moan ai as he tries to atone stone tho the wrongs that will not dio die we bout oar out pralle to tho the hero brave who wears iho the vie victors tors crown but the crest whilo lave slavo as glar gloriously bously garo gave ai As bal ought bad babits habits down it took real work to lay them flat then keep them on tha th helf belf I 1 doff my nal hat to a man like that for be he has conquered self irvin L warnock IS 11 41 out the door tho the flapper hw for she be knew her evening mile vu was due 0 it D some people want vans their brains to lut jut a long time so 10 they dont use ue them puch 0 6 0 samuel oi of 01 1 of 01 lemuel vat yet you tinka tots tobay y k I 1 wa wai s i arrested lot lined speed ink lemuel vat you arrested for vya vy you dont own 21 car halt half samuel no no to not dat Spee speeding dink on de sidewalk 91 q 6 A colored agent was summoned bi b fore the insurance tom missioner dont 7 you ou know laid said the corn cora missioner mie aloner that you cant sell life la in lurance without a state lic license ensel BOM 11 laid said the darky you A nid d a 8 mou ful I 1 I 1 coul dot ell sell it but ah ali didat know tho the reason 0 a thank it A match has a U head bead but ro face A watch itch vi has bee a fac face out do lead A rooster hai his a tons coush but no hair halt A rabbit hai has bair halt but no comb tomb A river haa ha a mouth but no tongue A wagon hue has a tongue but no mouth an umbrella bai has ribs but no trunk A tree has a trunk truck lil lint no rib A clock bai has hands but no arms the ica sea has bai arms but no hands and this is black yet read it 1 11 A rESSI PESSIMIST MIST 18 THE 8 WIO WHO BOUGHT TUB THE HAND CAR 41 10 lo los anelea tim ob oh boyl she he a little befit yes someone cone ought to wak to her about it YOU CANT BUILD A GREAT NEWSPAPER FOR YOUR TOWN BY BORROWING YOUR NEIGHBORS IS the old soak sagged lutt a seat in the lobby beside a very look log cler clergyman ian day opined the old soak yes it Is replied the fine hotel 11 ilyes yes a very itry tine me hotel milled the minister babay shay lp continued thi old soak book have a III brinkl the clergyman face met sternly 1 I never indulge induke 11 mid he be 4 aw abash 1 yuh uh givin met me I 1 hie hio c toped old soak yuh already got your c ollar on backward JHB A PLEASANT VOICE RESULTS FROM THAT KIND OF TION 41 4 in be aTs coulder the stenographer my dangl ter she delleth not neither doth ahe boast yet Ifo houdini with all hu his sub fuel is fi not ot more versatile than thin one of these behold she he is all things to all men in the office she is the shield sti st aideth adeth be tween them and the world and the 0 0 that grameth their bibis STO she is the repository of their secret troubles and the oracle which goldeth them in their love affair affairs bhe she is i the camf comforter otter la in tb their air moments of sorrow and sunshine aun shine which bright eneth the office she lindeth the lost letter letters where the boas bath laid them and the blame without murmuring murmur murmuring she bear keneth to the managers manager 8 let tet atory each morning and laug laag beth ditl unfailing ing heartiness bhe she 13 i convulsed at the boss joke jokes and deaf to all hil his swea rings she ig noreth the office boys boy inget licence and lindeth up his wounded fin yr ger with her own handkerchief she bearett with the chief clerk clerks couches grouches and answer eth not back at its his mappings she answer anaw ereth eth the telephone when the be wife calleta up and sweetly ewe etly saying he is out bho she hear kemeth unto the domestic troubles trouble of one and all and gireth them wisdom and advice concerning women bhe their christmas presents for their wives and them how to make peace pence after a quarrel she reth not at their pipe emoke and not wroth when they doff their coata coats upon hot days sho she their dictation and bear eth the burden barden of their mistakes with out complaining she bhe keeneth her garments neat reat and alluring and glon glori fieth the office with the pol polish lish of her let finger nails sal an the brightness of her hair halt go goto to he ile that lindeth a good wife fin finseth loth a good thing but lie ike ti that at lindeth a perfect barber lindeth a miracle aher ller price is abbio rubles and her discretion is sweeter than kisses purely sorely good luck lack and gratitude shall fo follow ilow her 8 all 11 the daye days of her life and she shall some day marry and ea es cupe from it cur elah P D t L it 0 mag |