Show By Doug Stewart I don't know whether certain very irresponsible people realize what their actions might do to the morale of the student I refer to those who are questioning the presence of asiatic flu in this What will this do to the dissipates who have been calling it It's a good thing the day of the Salem witch trials are or these heretics would surely end at the Shaw said there would always be some of but I was hoping we'd make it through a year without The avant garde crew beards has been giving me terrifying looks in For some reason they just don't accept me into their elite It shooks me all up to feel I'm not one of those far out Let's get this straight right This column is for the as opposed to those who came from out of nowhere and are on their way Coffee breaks are all but long lunch breaks are phenomenon of an entirely different Have you noticed all the great freshmen fillies wandering around There are some real winners in this year's A very sweet young thing was sitting at an adjacent table in the huddle area the other I admired from afar this goddess of the golden pony I just decided it was love at first sight when out of that oh so kissable mouth you just adore They're so I picked up my and off with the realization that freshmen aren't all they're cracked up to Why don't these girls just keep their mouths It so ruins the illusion when they open their traps and at best nothing rolls What is this jazz all ready use the People are lousy one seems to appreciate my sad economic I Does anyone want to keep a very lovable little All I ask is a jug of a very high good jazz prez et na an exceptional If the girl at Douglas hasn't found a roommate 7 please send all particulars |