Show ages ag es revised fier serf first the infant but not mew ling in his nurses arm arms absurdity I 1 not even rocked but laid hygienically on a hard bed and fed pre divested food through a steril izod gin las tube at stated int intervals ervah by a graduate baby nurse and then the school bo boy r proud of the fait that he has had his tor tov s sus alls ade adenoids noida and appends iz r moved by some world famed surgeon su next comes the lover with a lean clean bill of health from the eugenic commission then behold the soldier cr who he made hie his record in tests for the value ot of prote ids and as good food ingredients next see the justice on a diet warned by his specialist specia litt to avoid late sup suppers violent exercise and to cut out P pie ie and aad cheese the sixth stac stage jh ivitts tits into the complaining complain int limper every newly recommended method cf massage and mud and sulphur bath baths to dot get the chalk out of his joints last scene 0 of f all that ends this strange eventful history ia is grandpa alternately swallowing pellet and potion lean bald toothless on a liquid diet elated because he is the oldest patient in town who hae has had hardening of the arteries and angina pectoris pec tori f these twenty I 1 years yet has outlived all his hit doctors sans smell eans sans taste sans sense eans everything I 1 judge no wonder some men are always sus pHoua of others thea the know every time a citizen boosts for a home institution he is simply boost ing for himself there are some girl girls in the city who contend that married men are the worst flirts A man in omaha ii considered sober if it ho can siy wrist watch next time tinie you yoi are soused doused try it once a scrap p r always a scrapper I 1 kid mccoy Is married 3 gain experience teaches everybody hep heap of things they should not know A dammond Hamra ond la darkey was arrested for selling pumpkins for each that appeared like a goodly price for pumpkins and when the pumpkins yere examined exa mined each was found to contain a quart of whiskey no pumpkins are spoiled that way around here A maryland woman siu has a S goose that was given to her on her twenty first birthday lota of women still have the goose joose they got on their wedding day |