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Show "BEATING HIS WIFE." -Puck. (loot! ::; a ictl-V i i,..,-. Stiaii;rcr Ilave vou am- self-winding Watches? Je -s 1 n o ' 'it- i t llvwrdit If you know, mv wiio has been pestering pester-ing me lor a tew watch, but I know she 11 never remember to wind it after the first n. l.i. and it will rust out. just like the old one." T have nothing of that kind: but I have a patent phonographic watrth nlnch snouts iimil me at the proper time evorv m-iit.'' "Tftat won't do. My wife'll jut sny: 'In a minute' and then torovt al' aboul it. I'll tell you what v-e w.nn V"'i fix it so that when it needs w md'.r, r ir will start up and whistle 'Comrades' I untd she attends to it." N". Y. Weekly |