Show and you think you have troubles we are indebted to milton fry of boise idaho for the following A man too stingy to subscribe to his home town paper sent his little boy to borrow a copy from his neighbor in haste baste the boy ran over a stand of bees and in ten minutes he looked like a w warty ar su summer amer squash his father ran to his assistance and failing to notice the barbed wire wire fence ran into that ruining a 9 pair of pants the old cow took advantage of the gap in the fence got in in the corn field and killed b herself er eating green corn hearing the commotion his wife ran out upset a four gallon churn of cream into a basket of little chickens drowning the entire batch in her haste she dropped a 35 set of false teeth stepped on and broke them the baby being left alone brawled crawled into the parlor ruining a brand new 50 carpet during the excitement the oldest daughter eloped with the hired man the dog broke up 11 setting hens and the calves got out and chewed the tails off four fine shirts on the clothes line moral dont borrow your neighbors morgan county news its too risky |