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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That the Inside ot a cantaloupe is a gamble, although there are some people who pretend to know otherwise. That we desire our readers to Investigate In-vestigate the bargains advertised In our columns weekly. That Captain Kldd said "Dead men tell no tales" but Conan Doyle would like to have us believe differently. dif-ferently. That a certain baker has been advertising for a wife for two months without results, surely the girls are not needing "dough." That the women who would best serve as representatives In political bodies are not the ones who as a rule aspire. That President Grant hit the wine question pretty hard at the opening open-ing of conference. Has he forgotten the Biblical wine story, when it was said "The best Is left until the last?" That since Dr. Straup took charge of the County Hospital Its receipts have been Increasing dally. That to acquire the art of being a good talker one shouldni talk too long. That 1 we saw a fellow selling a hundred thousand marks tor fifty cents the past week. Would it be a gamble to buy? That a deputy 8herlft would like to help out his many friends in Copperfield and Highland Boy. by Introducing a stage line. Some people are truly benefactors. That the bridge near the Lark school house Is still unsafe, according accord-ing to reports recently received. That It may still be advisable for residents of Lark to secure some pocket search lights so that they will be able to find their way thru the snow this coming winter. Are the Commissioners In line with the manufacture ot pocket lamps? That when you are In need of some real shells and a good gun cheap don't forget to call on Jack's Place, 77 West 2nd South Street, Salt Lake City. Jack keeps them. That if you tell a man he looks like a million marks these days he will be sorely offended. That some people never think ot praying until their knees get so old and shaky they can't stand the strain. That there are a few people In Bingham who appreciate the fact we have a real volunteer fire department. de-partment. That people who marry for better or worse are never disappointed. That Lloyd George got an Irish feception when he landed In the U. S. A. That Barnura claimed a sucker was born every minute, but they don't like to be called by that name. That many people Imagine that a party who publishes a newspaper Is also In a position to make legitimate legiti-mate $50 bills, the way they act. That this camp is Infested with thieves who think every article picked up on the street belongs to them. Wednesday evening a lady lost her handbag coming from her home at 33 Main and in spite ot the fact the handbag contained her name and address the party who picked it up Is so Imbued with that thelvtah Instinct they no doubt imagine im-agine finders should be keepers, and are still holding onto same. It would be great It our police officers could procure some clue and such measly residents ot this great camp be ridden out on a rail. , That she didn't appreciate the tact of being called "a charming guest.. |