| Show RANDOM THOUGHTS its stran strange ge that the biggest rackets sire speakeasies speake asies they cant make a wet prisoner dry by bulling balling litin out when dad gets the bills its ita good old college daze tor for him the grape growers should advertise not a hiccup in a carload thoughtless youth reflects only when it comes before a mirror the quickest way to lose your balance Is to overdraw your account forming antl nobe societies in the large cities Is another good racket the way the stock marlet hns has been ac acting ting the public just wont be bullied now that the flu germ genii has been Isu isolated it should be kept in solitary confinement the only time a man really enjoys a loss Is when he Is making out his hi income tax returns doctors tell us that we will live longer if w we e wall walk that is it if we dont try to cross the streets several hundred chicago policemen nan hae e been b e en I 1 dropped to save the taxpayers money then the holdup men will take the savings we used to think we improve imone pr one on n nature but we now take the face handed to us and turn it over to a plastic surgeon A woman married and divorced five times Is about to take a sixth husband with tier her it seems to be a case of six of one and half a dozen of nf another |
