Show ONCE OVER malik puts the kids straight B by y H 1 PHILLIPS apell ELL US TIE THE STORY of david T and Go golieth Goll linth nth the kiddies kiddie implored mr jacob malik soviet delegate to the security council 1 I will be glad to do so said mr malik it Is a well known fact act that goliath was a friend ot of tree free peoples everywhere he was going peacefully about his business when lie he was atta attacked aked by a vassal of the ruling circles there are those who have spread the absurd charge that goliath was a giant it Is however a well known tact fact that he was a midget ills nickname was shorty a fact only the shameless flunkies flun kies ot of the capitalistic states will deny did he hive have any other nicknames nis mes chorused the kidd kiddies les yes ves lie he was also called the runt and pewee said mr malik the giant in the dispute was a man named david I 1 am PI pleased eased to introduce photo photostat static lc copies ot of records showing he was nine feet tall how tall asked a child i ten feet said mr malik what was that asked A translator eleven klevan feet said M mr r malik and he wore a helmet of brass and a coat of mall weighing five thousand shekels of brass the staff of his spear i was waa like a weavers beam we thought it was goliath who wore all that armor said the you have been victims of imperialistic peria listic propaganda it was david ile he was the aggressor goliath was a a wholly inoffensive fellow w with ith a sling anil and a few pebbles thit that was david who had to depend on the sling and peb i bles insisted the kidd kiddies les 1 I nm am sorry to see soc that you are arc tools of the HIP obstructionist ruling circles willingly swallowing the stories they so brutally circulate said 51 mr r mank bialik the matter of david and goliath Is hereby closed cant we hear the story of cinderella and the wicked sisters asked the kiddies it Is illegally on the agenda but let me brief you quickly on this case in the interest of truth cinderella wound up married to royalty tier her sisters never got anywhere this Is sufficient to dispose of the ridiculous efforts of az gallel iel to put them in an unfavorable light they were determined to get along on their own they sought no alliance with the fairy godmother they firmly rejected the white mice and the pumpkin approach which is the familiar routine of the craven monopolists can we hear red riding hood flood 0 once nce again asked on of the children you always make that so different 1 I cannot rule on that unless the wolf is seated here said mr malik it is illegal to seat miss hood and her grandmother here unless the wolf is also present it is a well known tact fact that the wolf was fighting tor for its life I 1 have a copy of a photo showing grandma standing in a trench with foster duties dulles the day before the trouble broke out we thought the wolf ate grandma chorused the kidd kiddies les you have been listening to washington and its cowardly vassals in this council said mr mallk malik the ivaness of grandmothers and the lunch basket approach of their grandchildren are well knoer |