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Show DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU That' some people who live like sixty will need a monkey gland at fifty. ', ''..,. That a man can be hit easier with a bouquet in the hospital than with a brick after. That when we can't have our way we want to overthrow the supreme court. That a money hog is worse than a four footed one. - That if there is no Bonus the soldier is entitled to and has more glory than a profiteer. ...' That whatever Kipling has or has not said we have never heard of anybody in Germany complaining of America being too slow, in getting into the war. That long may the short skirt wave o'er the land of the free, girls don't do any more muck raking or street sweeping with long skirts. That we should be happy that capital and organized labor do not govern the weather. t That there are many men like little Jeff, if they are to.be ruined they would like to be ruined by prosperity. That the Kaiser ought to be a capable lover thats all he has to do now. That if there are men with the mentality of a child there are small boys in every town with the profanity of a man. That it is human to err, but there are better ways of being human. ' .. That the owners of property in Bingham should always feel and act kindly to the members of Bingham's Volunteer Fire Department. De-partment. That this Paper is non-partisan, politically and can only accept ac-cept paid advertising from any party desirious of advertising in these columns. That the man who is always looking for something to turn up will always be beaten by the man who turns up something while he waits. That many men need a spring tonic for their intellect: That some nice girls would be puct as nice as if they were sensible. sen-sible. - That many a man's wits are sharpened on the grindstone of poverty. That the fool is fortunate who doesn't know he is one. That he who would enter politics pol-itics is advised to watch his step. That most eveiy man in a brass bxnd thinks there could be no band without his instrument. instru-ment. That it takes a lot of powder to make a society ball go off right. That section men are popular in some localities. That 'Lifel that flows along easily seldom masters any big challenges. That we might introduce a new slogan "All is fair in politics and war." |