Show JUST 01 ER A BILLET OF MOOD it raised quite a rumpus it all came about this way our little grandchild has a burp the burp Is at the teething age when his gins itch and he needs to work oft off the pain gnawing something usually a pair of ten dollar shoes well we run our house by rote of book and I 1 looked up the book and it said provide provid mister burp with a billet of wood to gnaw on and he will let your shoes alone so I 1 sawed oft off a length from the piano leg but doggone it that start ed a rumpus they actually wanted a leg to that old music box baffled in that attempt I 1 next cut a billet of wood greased it well and steeped it in soup to be tas ty and slung it out in the back yard my aly back yard Is right next to a lum her ber yard well mister burp play ed hard on that wood and got the taste and with wood in his mind he roamed over the stores now I 1 have in my yard board feet of scant ling 30 rafters ratters and siding for 3 houses there my troubles began don boned it if the lumber yard didn dian t want me to pay for that lumber actual ly sent a bill A hel lava a X mas spirit I 1 calls it where s the S P C A 9 and where s chink in the pocket book it if I 1 pay paya faist a rumpus and last a rum pus lite life is just one damned thing after another for both me and the burp whenever we cheer the hag flag lets let s throw in a couple of good huzzahs tor for the two oceans A good course in math would be to figure out when england and frape will pay their war debt to us |