| Show QUESTION BOX EDWYNN by ED WYNN the perfect fool dear mr wynn I 1 am a boy twelve years old and am in the ninth grade in school in my english lesson for next week I 1 must write an essay in which I 1 have to use three words meaning the direct appo site to the following thi words M s ery cry sorrow and woe I 1 know the to misery Is happiness and I 1 know the opposite to sorrow is joy but the other word sticks me will you please tell me the opposite to woe moe DICK answer I 1 am surprised a boy of your age t know that the appo site to woe Is gid dap bear dear mr wynn AN would you be kind enough to tell me the best way to remove paint yours truly L I 1 sit on it dear mr wynn will you kindly settle a dispute for os us in our town there Is 1 a strike on the trolley car line and the cars are being run by incompetent men with the result there have been several ac what we want to know Is this in case of an accident what Is 1 the firby duty of the conductor and the motorman truly yours VIOLET RAYS answer in case of an accident the first duty of the conductor and the motorman Is to blame it on each other dear sir mr wynn after a wedding ceremony the min ister generally says I 1 now pro bounce you one my mother always says that she and papa are ten how does she n nabe ale that out truly yours SUE answer your mother probably fig i res tt tl at she Is one and your father t noth na de heir deir ir mr air ann I 1 am a boy nine bears ears old and my father treats me very roughly he al ways calls me a little p g and then asks me if I 1 know what a I 1 atle pig Is of course I 1 cry and don t answer him but I 1 wish I 1 could give him an an siber that would stop him from calling me a little pig what can I 1 say yours truly G answer ansia er the next time he calls you a little pie pl and asks you if you k know now what a little pig is you say yes papa a little pig is a hogs hog s son associated newspaper newspapers service |
