Show C A PD AND D LS I 1 HM MI A distinguished professor of a noted university was delivering an address before a group of business men at its conclusion a took issue with him science is of no benefit to me he ins sted what is your business inquired the professor I 1 manufacture suspenders was the reply and where would your business be was the next question I 1 the law of gravity were suspended WISDOM IN SILENCE 10 sometimes it is wise rise to say noth ing yes it may enable one to hide better the fact that one has nothing to say thai that wat was that doc said the grafter trying to get a little free med cal advice R when hen I 1 lie ile down my head gets to swim ming what ought I 1 do about it well snapped the doctor the first thing I 1 id d say would be to buy it a bathing suit and maybe a pair of water wings homelike little grace had returned from a two days visit to her fathers sister t you lonesome dear and you miss your mother she was ivas asked no answered the child aunt emily can boss sou like everything stray bits last resort where Is the cashier gone to the races gone to the races in business hours yes sir it Is Is his last chance of making the books balance zurich Nebel HE KNEW IT bracing weather eh jones I 1 should say so I 1 ve been braced our times already today or the second do you know where you are de banded the tourists wife no he admitted I 1 in as lost as the average ge american is when he starts on the third aeise of the na anthem missouri pacific magazine backward student mr L how Is your boy getting along in high school mr S ach I 1 he ile s halfback on the football team and all the way back in his studies haste slowly teacher give me an example of a sentence using g the word tariff high school flapper tour your stock ings are sure to tear if you don t put them on carefully chelsea record |