Show I The Huckster By HUCK GREGORY At the recent unveiling of the is the it became rather apparent that all was not on the up and All was not quite what meets the it being a I hadn't yet got out of but this didn't grow out of just the one When they call a bunch of folks out of their warm beds at such ungodly hours to witness an unveiling of a I think it only fair that these people be given the chance to see the thing before anyone I don't mean to be hard-nosed about all this I realize that it is quite necessary that the sculptor has a good look or two at it before he turns it over to the And I don't particularly begrudge the fellow who actually unveils the statue of the pleasure of sneaking up the nite before and peeking under the What gets me is the guys who put the bronze statue up onto the granite or cement I'll bet they look at it lots of You can't tell me they I wasn't born There'd be a lot more statues put on backwards if they In the line of duty this sort of practice can be but I'll bet the same workmen come slinking around on the day of the unveiling with their heads cocked to one side and I've already seen that thing a dozen I'd say that the people who criticized the way that nylons and white shirts were rationed during the war ought to take a look at this Why it's just as bad as making little kids open their presents Christmas What have they got to look forward When they build a statue or monument to by there's going to be a better system worked out or I'll have my lawyers Either the sculptor does the whole thing behind locked having food and drink shoved under the door to or everything will be done in d so everyone can watch that wants I'll be darned if I want any people walking by the covered statue and What kind of statue could you Look what he had to work No Next time somebody has an unveiling I just won't I won't hold it against anybody who does go but you can just count me I know when I'm being |