Show COURT ORDERS 8 ALIMONY PAID IN EG E 1 S A peculiar case came up in the district court last week a subscriber sued for divorce said he could no longer support the Chro chronicle in the manner he had formerly supported it didn dian t have the cash and said ho he d 00 have to put away this willing help r meet in reviewing the case the judge judge eald said no cause of ai citon the proper Is not to inflate little ills nor make larger purely imaginary ones couples who have been tied for yeara years should still stay hitched this court will not permit any subscriber to a worthy paper to coldly quit that thal time tried and dorthy helpmeet es pec lally ally not on the flimsy pretext of ot at having coin in hand there are t er ways of paying the obligation of support r now in your case sir continued his honor with rising voice you have potatoes squash pumpkins you have eggs a cut of lamb jamb a hunk a pork some corn on the cob I 1 dismiss this case as unworthy the time of the law and tine fine you one lug of vegetables now one old hen tit fit tor for boding two weeks from now and sixty days later when it will keep several ibs lbs of meat all that I 1 order you to give without tall fail to hat worthy willing helpmeet and able co laborer the chronicle failure to pay this sir roared the judge will bring upon you a charge of contempt of court do not fail to tote in the truck we merely mention this as a hint that divorce of this paper by any sub scriber will not be tolerated in our courts no sir you cant can t turn an old time tried willing arid faith tul ful better arf art away like that no sir you can just continue to sup port her if not in cash then in lugs of eats cats anything that will go ir ao 10 the pot we are not the last bit elated over a 40 this court decision we are not exult ant we knew we me merited it knew you couldn coulden t get along either with us or without us so come in with the FIRST installment and the rest when the frost comes how contempt of court can be avoided tote in one lug of eata eats value two bucks and you are free from contempt of court tor for a twelve month hump yourself and lug in three bucks of grub and A you re all hunky tor for two years test you back and come a in with installments that ag gregath five Simone ons and and you sit pretty tor for FIVE LONG YEARS mr S F walker of the walker A bank trust co 0 of salt lale lake wa was a visitor here on business this weed |