Show BID LUCK POOR MAN TOO BAD now there was dan simkins he thought he bed d shake the dust of this berg oft off his hoofs and get up and get out and be done with it but no his neighbors must have wanted to work oft off an old grudge for by gosh they came into this of fice and plunked down five bucks to have the chronicle Chion icle follow dan tor for FIVES LONG YEARS think of it poor dan dant all that suffering put on the poor man too bad winn walker was no doubt at the bottom of that no one else would have been so cruel as to play that kind of a practical joke on a man now for five long torturing years and it will seem much longer than that dan will have his feathers rub bed the wrong way the gang who pulled this stunt on our former citizen are the west mil lard ard dairy association confreres of dan who like the fox with his tail cut off want everybody else in the same fix why some of those guys had bought the affliction tor for them selves and they were not satisfied until they saddled the same blow up on poor dan there are lots ol 01 people who take that form of delight in lt t wear the ot of their mar next their hide and keep the chronicle coming year after year to see just how int ch thy really can endure should others wish the experiment there is no money involved at all just simply a slight entrance fee to our affliction five little bits of dolla dollars rs that they d waste on foolish In nes essers sors any month lust just enter that s all and like poor dan it will follow iou y ou ei een en if we have to print it on asbestos shingles to get it sate safe ly where you 11 be reading it walt wait a minute A guy told us a story said he went on the othel other side 0 up to the pearly gates and within and got him a halo a harp and pull ed a soft morris chair cloud to loll 1011 agin and settled down to enjoy his eternity when a moan startled him some guy a wringing his hands and bewailing his lot bashin his teeth and throwing sack cloth and ashes all over his person and every once in a while the guy would wall rall THIS IS HELL why it aint either burst in the newcomer this is heaven aw gwan I 1 said the spitting out the ashes so as to say his message right taint either its it s hell to be anywhere without the chronicle the gink wot told us that story asked have you any subscriber in the GOOD PLACE nary a one said we but that devil who beat us out of two years past due account is sweltering in the OTHER PLACE and I 1 hope the wa ter bucket that he might have wet his parched lips on has bas sprung aleak but seriously hell is paved with good intentions write that check now don t put it off how would two look trotting barefoot on that hot pavement looking you up we with a fountain pen in our hand hoi hot alering sign on the dotted line besides ink may dry up down there so the fountain pen couldn coulden t work and you couldn coulden t complete the GOOD INTENTION even it if you tried so better sign it now just grab up your pen and wipe two kopeks oft off your hoar dings we give a halo and a harp extra you get that on the other side so it you ve got a friend you want to work a grudge oft off on send him the paper for one three or five years i 1 ou on 11 never have to write him again he 11 get all the news in the paper better than you can say it so the saving in postage stamps to you ou alone is worth more than buying him the slight entrance tee fee in our en durance contest we vve simply mention this about dan to kind of give you the hint and besides as we said how d wee look trotting all over THAT PLACE to get you to make good an intentions 7 9 two years 3 five years 5 let dan s case stir you up to pay on your own also if anybody else wants to work oft off a grudge on some poor unsuspecting absented absentee well show you the way ff f |