Show and M 0 POLITE LAWYER sometimes diplomacy defeats its own purpose as in the case ot of the old fellow who ho was enthusiastic in praise of the busy lawyer from whose hose v alfice just come after a aa purely social call that fellow for a busy roan man he declared earnestly Is one of the pie pledis angest chaps I 1 ever did meet why I 1 dropped in on him jest to pass the time 0 day this mornin an I 1 been chatting with him more than live five minutes before hed told roe me three times to come and see lm again row nia 1119 wife asked him to take her tor for a row so he hired a boat and propelled it laboriously into ali the middle of the lake in this location she began to lecture jecture him on his shortcomings ile he stood it for a while and then said cut cue it out I 1 came for a row not a row often happens she why did you never marry you find the right girl ne he I 1 found plenty of girls that I 1 thought were the right girl but I 1 never found one who thought I 1 was the right nan man economic peril dancing masters are arc going to bring back the old fashioned we waltz itz 1 id hate bate to see it happen replied miss cayenne there Is enough unemployment without throwing a multitude of jazz musicians out of worn work WaSh washington lutton star TAKEN AT HIS WORD are e for the love of you I 1 could become anything sho she become a millionaire office cinderella when all the gay went away one little girl at work must stay but alter after all no great loss she was the one who married the boss bringing it down to date data the artist yes I 1 can touch up that portrait of your former husband what do you wish done to it mrs just paint out the whiskers and put some hair on the head and look near dear enough like ray my present husband literally so cheer upi api said the experienced passenger seasickness Is terrible awhile it lasts but bur it kill hill 1 I dont know about that moaned his hs wretched friend 1 I feel as if it V were ere all up with me silly Pu question estion 0 mr fusser arent you nearly ready mrs fusser I 1 wish stop asking ashing me that question ive been telling you for the last halt half hour that id be ready in a minute a V voice HAPPY THOUGHT what did that after otter dinner speaker mike make you think of my good old bed at home A good trait A aman man I 1 lak like la old od bill true sn he never ever soya says it I 1 were you would look too wealthy first firk tramp these ere glasses I 1 found suit me it a treat second tramp ah but got no begging value mate chos going to take pity on yer it if yer look like it a wealthy american tourist Ilu humorist london heard in the office george the matter with clyde ries iles been chasing around looking sor or something all morning has he be lost his ills mind alden possibly he has maybe what hrs hes trying to find bud double burden violet the bride nearly fainted during the ceremony and had to be supported by her father until it was over palsy yes and now dow I 1 bear her father Is supporting both of them london answers |