| Show Registration Troubles By Frank Allen Nobody has even told us why registration here can't be handled as simply as it was in high school where man indicated his intention to by making an occasional The natural suspicion is that no one in the registrar's office has even been to high We arranged interview with the registrar to discuss the simplification of the but his opium dealer had interview before ours and we left with a few poppy seeds and very little Before he dropped into that awful black pit from which he at once returned with the present registration he indicated that the present setup accomplishes more than just separates the men from the he Before we ask him why he wanted the separated from the he had slipped into his personal perfumed We suppose the Pi Kaps pay him for In line with the general policy of discouraging as many people as the registrar's office provides coteries of what it calls sponsors who are expected to help orient the These are mostly people who have come to the university thinking it was the in San The majority of them are suffering from the same addiction as the registrar and are very effective in cutting down the enrollment With their Lewis and Clark happened discover Yellowstone they were ing for the lavatory in the Biology With that it is easier for the student to understand the mysteries of the Old Faithful In our day matriculating was just about the only problem a freshman If he ever got his name on enough he could settle down to pursuit This year things are going to be The sex ration is going to be about 7 to against which is about the same one we'll find on the other side of the A man has to face a shortage of a shortage of a shortage of a shortage of brains and a shortage of Veterans have to face a shortage of girls and the shortage of girls has to face the Most of the sororities have changed their creeds for the They used to band together from comradeship and mutual Now it's strictly for The Pi have mounted twin thirties at commanding positions on their a nadre also digging a The Tri Delts are installing a system of double locks and hiring a company of mounted The Chi O's aren't doing a The burning question of the moment is how long will the sorority defenses last against the guys who stormed |
