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Show DftiOiiM JTMLAN)W.G!LLirA (Copyright.) ANCIENTNESS. The oldest thing that there can be. Is year-before-last's motorcar-Tea, motorcar-Tea, you can take the word from me. Those are the oldest things there are! The pyramids that dot the sand There in the Sphinx's neighborhood. Are still so new they wear their brand. Compared with this, 'tis understood. Just ask an agent, who would sell A next-year's model bright and new. And he will eiLher hint or tell That what I've Stated here Is true. To thresh your wheat or oats with flails Is no less ancient than to strive Along the Dixie-Lincoln trails In something with a right-hand drive. Finnigin Filosofy. Th' poorest-paid occupation in all th' wurrld is worryin'. v THIS MATTER OF NAMES. A young man in Maryland recently re-cently married a girl named Umbrage. It was an elopement, and the bridal monicker was in conformity to their desire to keep it dark. However, the young man is not the first benedict bene-dict who took umbrage on the ry day of his wedding. . New Stuff. Born, to Mr. and Mrs. E. C. Skinner, a baby girl, on Wednesday, October 20. that brought the scales down to the ten-pound mark. Both mother and daughter are doing well, and with careful nursing E. C. will soon be back on three square meals a day. Rockwell Rock-well City (la.) Advocate. YOU KNOW HIM. When you hear a fellow boasting like an empty-headed dub. You may spot him for a member of the Llck-and-Promise club. Isn't This Tantalizing? Miss Rose Gerot of this place, and Barnet Riggs of Lone Tree, were married some time Monday. - The marriage occurred some place In Johnson county, and that Is all we are able to tell. The marriage was a great surprise to their friends and even her parents. Riverside (In.) Clipper. Finnigin Filosofy. No pla-ace is as bad as ut teems t yer whin ye're homesick home-sick in ut; an' nayther is anny pla-ace as good as ut seems whin yere homesick fur ut. i |