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Show 'TWAS EVER THUS Tell a girl that you can't live without with-out her and she'll laugh at you. Tag around with another girl for a while and she comes running after you. Be curt and disrespectful to your mother-in-law and she'll slander you to everybody she knows. Be nice to ber and she will decide to extend her week's visit. Try to get a taxlcab on a rainy evening and you'll spend the night on the streets. Take a walk with your girl on a pleasant afternoon and squadrons of them will follow you along the avenue. Say sweet things to a phone operator opera-tor when you're In a hurry to get a number and she'll fish around for ome more compliments Instead of giving giv-ing you quick service. Swear at her, . and she'll cut you off like lightning. Chicago American. |