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Show ..HUMOR.. Hardware Merchant What kind of a stenographer have you got? Motorcar Motor-car Manufacturer Runabout, self-starter, self-starter, variable' speed, seldom tires, first-class upholstering. Mistress Have you swept under the carpet? Maid Yes, mum, I have swept everything under the carpet. Mrs. Gcodhart What would you say if I gave you a nice drink of Jemonade? Neighbor's child (aged six) Here's look-in' at you. She Oh Harold. That new housemaid house-maid has dropped my diamond ring down the sink. He Never mind, dear. I'll take It out of her next month's wages. "How do you like your new teacher. teach-er. Bobbie?" "She's all right, mother." moth-er." "Has she asked you any question ques-tion yet you couldn't answer?" "Yea, ma'am. She asked me how old you were." "Why did Tom quit the photographer's photo-grapher's daughter after all these months?" "He says he's been calling four times a week, and she hasn't gotten half through the picture album al-bum yet." "Doesn't the high cost of living discourage you? Not at all," replied re-plied the energetic citizen. "It worried wor-ried me at first, but I have decidefi to go right on living, regardless of the expense." Flatbush Did you ever put the all-important question to a girl and have her pay no? Bensonhurt Yes. I did today. Flatbush What are you talking about? Why. you're already married. Bensonhurst I know it; but I asked our cnok to stay another week, and No was what she said. |