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Show Forgot One Thing A man seeing the notice "Iron Sinks" in a hardware store window went inside and said he was perfectly aware of the fact that iron sinks. Alive to the occasion the dealer retaliated, re-taliated, "Yes, I know, and time files, sulphur springs. Jam rolls, grass Slopes, music stands, moonlight walks, rubber tires, and the organ stops." I "Haven't you forgotten one thing?" asked the visitor. "What's that?" inquired the shopkeeper shop-keeper cautiously. "The furnace smokes." was the reply. re-ply. Good Hardware. |