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Show ! Inter-Mountain ! Editorial Hilites I 1 Selected for extern New spapcr I hiou Service by K. A. C. and C. B. W. Maybe this blooiuilt' old desert is vet going to be Ihe real Garden o' lvleh I'.larkl'oot (Idaho) News. A drummer returning from Camilla wiih a loaded grip might be called u bntsle-.s, ared h. ro. Carson City (Nev.) News. (Juebee limits an individual's liquor to a qilarl a day. .Now we know wliy tile geese went north early this spring. Nainpa (Idaho) Record. While 7S days may have seemed a long senieiire to the members of the Molilalia legislature, most eilileus felt liie punishment fell most heavily upon Ihem. liulte (Mom.) Miner. We would ,'ay a .small bet that nun of Ihe liit purchasers of Mr. Lansing's Lan-sing's new hook in Washington. D. C, was one Woodrnw Wilson, private citizen. cit-izen. Keminerer (Wyo.) Republican. Burleson tries to explain the crime wave on phychological . grounds, but neglects to suggest that a lot of folks may have been driven to despcriuion because they didn't get their mail. Carson Cily (Xev.) News. Are you consumed with a desire to travel, young man? Then start right by systematically beating a patli from your home to your farm or place of business. The rest wiil come easy.- Brighani City (Utah) Journal. If the drug stores are permitted to sell real beer to invalids and those with run-down constitutions, a great number of former healthy individuals will' suddenly realize that they need a winding up to mend their constitutions. constitu-tions. Ely (Xev.) News. Some people are dazzled by the bigness big-ness of the great metropolitan stores. Tp them the fact that a store is relatively rela-tively small, serving as it does a less numerous group of patrons, proves that it isn't so good. However they usually get away from this attitude after some practical experience. Elko (Nev.) Free Press. A San Francisco judge has announced an-nounced as a guiding rule for husbands hus-bands in pursuit of domestic happiness happi-ness that when a husband stays out until 2 a. m. playing poker he should divide ill I s winnings with the wife. Sounds fair and all right, but what in Helen Blazes is he going to do about it when he don't win? Brigham City(Utali) Journal. The fishing season is with us again. And we can't think of a better way for a fellow to ease soul and body and rest his mind from business cares for a few hours than to get a pole and line and a few worms and hike out to some nook where he thinks they'll bite. But be sure and take along the right kind of bait, and don't forget for-get to take along a lot of patience. Buhl (Idaho) Republican. The closing down of the Nevada Consolidated Copper company is a very severe blow to the Ely district and White Pine county, which for many years past has been one of the most prosperous sections of the inter-mountain inter-mountain country. However, the cause is due entirely to economic conditions con-ditions in Europe, and therefore will not be of long duration. Ely (Nev.) Record. Salt Lake county's officers uncovered uncov-ered a lot of liquor at Bingham last week. About 350 gallons of whisky, which it is alleged had been buried for four years, was found by the deputy sheriffs. ' If the present force in the office of the Salt Lake sheriff follows fol-lows in the footsteps of their predecessors prede-cessors they ought to be able to clean up quite a nice sum of money bootlegging boot-legging this liquor. Eureka (Utah) Reporter. The world is fast reaching the conclusion con-clusion that German "Unit nr." when put to the test, has lacked the elements ele-ments essential to self-government. "With all her boasted superiority ot-wisdom, ot-wisdom, of self-control, of industry, of political acumen. Germany is not measuring mea-suring up today with France and England, Eng-land, nor with Italy. Under the dictation dic-tation of a group of junker aristocrats, operating through a monarch claiming and exercising at their direction unlimited authority, Germany seemed to prosper. Obedience and subscr-vianee subscr-vianee as a nation were unequaled anywhere in civilized Christendom, but it was all in the name of the kaiser. Wilhoul this control, and left to their own devices, the people appear helpless help-less in government. Goldrield (Nov.) Tribune. . A Pennsylvania burglar found his trade so poor that he tried to commit suicide. If the politicians would make profiteering equally difficult, honest citizens could begin to feel comfortable. comfort-able. Rupert (Idaho) Pioneer-Record. When a beautiful young woman announces an-nounces her engagement she promptly loses both her youth anil her beauty iu the eyes of the also runs. But it'. the way of the world, and the world lias ways of its own. Price (Utah) Sun. |