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Show WOULD HA'D LCF.D DOLLAR But Some Ptc-i!e V.'iil Dourt Whether Such a Man Will Ever Get A young man in Mi-..iiri was collecting col-lecting funds for a benevolent '.nstitu-tion. '.nstitu-tion. He tried hard to get a dollar from an old gentleman who was noted for his closeness. When tlie young man had stated his mission and asked for tlie dollar, the elderly person asked : "Well, young man, how old are you ?" "I am twenty-five," said the youth. "Well," continued the old gentleman, gentle-man, "I am seventy-five years old, and as you are only twenty-five years. I think that I will get to see the Lord sooner than you. I will hand him the dollar myself." Pittsburgh Dispatch. |