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Show PEN POINTS These new S'cotcs plad umbrellas will certainly never do when it rams. They say that in the oil business the gusher is the man who writes the advertisements. Writer refers to motion-pjeture stars as "domestic pets" Has she looked over the divorce statistics? Luis Angel Firpo will fight anybody any-body so long as plenty of coin is forth coming. Wo suspect his retirement was astrategic one. Girl bandid in Denver gets excited and shoots her husband, who was her pal in the hold-up. The girls in California Cali-fornia are cooler than that. When they shoot hubby thoy mean it. The woman who tried to sell her husband for' $1000 was after the top of the market. She should at least have marked him down to $998 in order to get the attention of possible customers. Germany is willing to pay France if the United States will lend the money. Somehow all the reparations plans seem to move around to the solution. so-lution. If we don't watch our step some day they'll make us believe it. Producer says girls who want to get into the pictures should send1 in their photographs. Congress should be informed of this. A tax on photos would soo, nwipe out the national debt if the producer's words get circulated cir-culated around. A southern Congressman says that even as a youth he practiced making speeches to the mules he was driving to the plow. The difference between a mule and a constituent is not so striking as most people think. They can both kick, but the mule is the richer in legs. . |