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Show INVITE LADIES AVOIDJROUBLE Atkiu Hotel and It was a good lunch all except the Pomme de Terre a la Fournier and he was not there, and Baxter was not allowed to dress on the table. Stoker who sat at the head of the table is a much better postmaster than he is a chairman, but Gasoline Sanders is a perfect fine colje&ter. Everybody Will be glad to obey the rules tomorrow, for Judge? Nichols will be chairman and Set. Mayo- will collect the fines. A lot of business men will be rather delicate about going up before be-fore Nichols, and may need the gentle urging of the officer. Some of our good citizens before now have had to be taken before Judge by an officer, but those good old days have past and gone (tears) The fun started start-ed when Karlton tried to make a talk on the Milford-ZIon picture, but he was so badly out of order that he was compelled to stop on account ac-count of using too much gas. Jorgensen Jor-gensen then tried to' put a little enthusiasm en-thusiasm into the remains by going after the school board said he had a grievance because they would not let him write all the insurance. Greasy Overalls Mclntire then got off on the right foot by "hollering" his head off because the contractor on the new school building used 39 spoonfulls of sand where he should only use 17. He objected to having hav-ing a farmer from Pancake employed employ-ed as inspector, or a farmer from anywhere else. He thought the inspector in-spector should be a man who had some knowledge of building, and in this the bunch appeared to agree. After remarks by Woodbury', and Burns, Sloan got the eye of the chair man and violated all the rules by saying Mr. this and Mr. that, and so far exceeding the speed limit and the time limit that the chairman's term of office expired while Sloan was still talking and everybody went home. The next eat will be at the Milford tomorrow noon. The subject for discussion will be "Was the Town Board Justified in Ordering the Electric Lights Removed Remov-ed from the Jail. Those present were Stoker, Bettinger, Mclntirer Baxter, Bax-ter, Lucas, Burns. Hickman, Jorgensen, Jorgen-sen, Bird Clin-e, Parsons, Swanson, Nichols, Mayo, Adams, Sloan, Woodbury, Wood-bury, Carlton, Hanks, Wentz, Cline, Davis, Bloomberg, Sanders, Hunter, rrington, Cline. A Threat Editor Beaver County News: We the business women of Milford, Mil-ford, in regular executive session, do hereby affirm and assert that we are all of sound mind and old enough to vote, and that if not invited to the next business luncheon, we will proceed pro-ceed to start something in the feline fe-line confectionery. Then there'll be some hoppin' And the Neckto hoppin' So take heed commercial club before be-fore next Friday and remember Joe Mathews has his eye on you. signed Prof. Hetty Green Rhymeless, K. M. R. F. D. Mrs. A. J. Waldorf Astoria. Mrs. M. Alexander Newhouse. Mrs. Hattie Vogue Mrs. Artie Shop Miss Johnny Banks. Mrs. Dobbie Toggies. Miss Electa Light Mrs. P.ankie Hayfork Mrs. Nebudneeser Tandem. Mrs. Copper Ranch Kassler, and all the old maid school teachers. COMMITTEE |