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Show !" KOMICAli KOI.LM ! ! All in the Business In a certain hospital of a certain town there is a pretty nurse who receives a number of propo.-,als of marriage every month. On one of the most recent occasions the proposal pro-posal was made in this way: "Will you be my wife when I recover?" "Certainly." "Then you love me?" "Oh no, that's merely a part of the treatment. I must keep my patients pa-tients cheerful. I promised this morning to run away with a married mar-ried man who haa lost both his leg3." Flirt Defined Three bachelors were jeering at the girl who flirts: "A flirt," said the fat one unbuttoning unbut-toning the bottom button of his vest, "a flirt is a girl who wants all love's roses without any of the thorns. She ends with nothing to show but scratches." "A flirt," said the bald one, "a flirt is a girl who has the hobby of luring men to the heights of happi-) nesa in order to throw them over." "A flirt," said the ugly one, "a flirt is a species of human carrot that has an irresistible fascination for two-legged donkeys." |
