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Show That's Clear "When girls say 'no' do they mean 'no'?" "No." Relativity Jasper My father and mother are cousins. Joan So what? Jasper That's why I look so much alike. These Days! like that baby pillow . . . but isn't it terribly expensive?" ''Yes, madam . . but you know down is up." The average man is like a whale when he gets to the top he blows. Not That Kind "Have you any dependents?" inquired in-quired the officer of the colored man. "No, sah," he replied. "But I thought you had a wife." "She ain't dependable," was the response. Bad Manners Man and wife stopped in front of the dentist's showcase. Said he: "That a swell set of teeth. I think I'll get it." She: "Hush, William, you mustn't pick your teeth in public." "Now Bill," said the Mrs. sweetly, sweet-ly, "the night before last you came home yesterday; last night you came home today. Now this evening eve-ning if you come home tomorrow, I won't be here." Lino o' Duty A hotel manager bore down on a bellhop who was whistling up and down a corridor. "What do you mean by that infernal infer-nal racket?" he demanded. "You know you are not supposed to whistle while on duty." The boy grinned. "That isn't whistling, sir," he said. "Mrs. Whitcomb asked me to page her dog." |