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Show Ruminatin rcr Roundabout j in which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Eliminator Eliminat-or can .enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Student "What is this you wrote on my test paper? I can't make it out." Professor "I told you to write more plainly." Doctor "You mipht go in and tt.ll Mr. Brown he's the fatther of twins." Nurse '"I'd better wait awhile, he's shaving now." "Going far?" asked the chatty little man in the club car as the open fields began to whisk by the train windows." "Only to Pittsburgh," replied the grouch, who had been in Washington Wash-ington filling out questionnaires! "I'm in the steel widget business. My age is 53. I am married. My name is Henry Smith. I have a son 22 in the field artillery. And a niece with red hair. I shoot around 89 in ' golf. Anything else?" "Yes," replied the chatty little man amiably, "What oil do you use for your tongue?" |