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Show Ruminatin U Roundabout In which Kuminator propose; to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now anil then while said Kurnir.b or can enjoy seeing the tpaif fly. lie thinks we have A rotten town. He knocks by night And frets by day And yet lie doesn't Move away. A preacher was talking to a little hoy with a bruised eye when he said, 'TMs wicked to fight." And the little boy said: "You had ought to preach to your boy he's the guy what give me this eye". "I note," a reader of this paper said, "that in China it is considered consider-ed good table manners for a diner to smack his lips while eating, in fact the more noise he makes the higher appreciation he is showing the cook's efforts." "I know a man", our reader said," who is just waisting his time in this country. If he was in China he would have all the cooks in the town crazy about him." A man accused of breaking up the home of another need not be too seriously condemned nowadays. nowa-days. He might have just bumped into the trailer. Boston Transcript. Trans-cript. "Yes," a certain local girl was saying, "it was a case of love at - - first sight." "Then why didn't you marry him." "I saw him several times afterwards", after-wards", she explained. |