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Show -, , - I Ruminatin M Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminai or can enjoy seeing the spark.- fly. The woodshed now is silent; We hear no boyish wail. The old strap, stiff and dusty. Hangs on a rusty nail. The slipper lies neglected, No bedlam now begins As Willie weeps and suffers In penance for his sins. If Willie purloins apples, Or teases sister's cat, , Or gets the parlor dirty, Or spills ink on the mat, Or fills himself with cookies From some forbidden shelf, We say: "The little darling! He must express himself." A Frenchman came to America to learn the language and soon got into difficulties with his pronunciation, pro-nunciation, especially with the group comprising "though" "plough" and "rough". When the film "Cavalcade" began be-gan its run and one newspapers review was headed "Cavalcade Pronounced Success," the Frenchman French-man went back home. |