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Show Ruminatin' $ Roundabout f In which Rununator propose.-; to dream a lot, think as little &s necessaryi qcattox a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoji them, and fire a hot-shot now anil then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjov seeing the spark? fly. Did you ever see any more gorgeous weather than we have had for the last two weeks? There is no section of the .country which has weather to j compare with the inlermoun-tain inlermoun-tain autumns and those in Beaver county are tops over i all others! ; i A Foem With A Moral j A codfish lays a million eggs, While the helpful hen lays one,j But the codfish does not cackle I To inform you what she's done.! And so we scorn the codfish, j The helpful hen ve prize, I Which indicates to thoughtful minds, ! It pays to advertise! An old timer of Milford says still another trouble with the country coun-try nowadays is the hand that I rocks the cradle often gets cigarette cigar-ette ashes in the baby's eyes. As a rule, the drink a man takes that makes him feel rotten is th one he takes to make him feel a little better when he already feels good. What! No Hacksaw? Last Tuesday night at council meeting as the city recorder was reading the bills presented for payment at that time, a bill was read for groceries for city prisoners, prison-ers, presented by the jailor. Included In-cluded in the list of groceries was a file, and the council can't figure; out yet why there wasn't a hack-1 saw along with it Parowan Times. |