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Show Finger on Time "Your pulse is as steady as a clock." "No wonder. You've got your finger on my wristwatch." We spend too much time wishing for what we haven't got but what else is there to wish for? To Begin With "I want to open an account with your bank." "Yes, madam. A current or deposit de-posit account?" "Well, I thought I'd try one of your withdrawal accounts." Oh, That? Mrs. Browne (to prospective maid) Have you any references? "What references?" "I staled clearly in my advertisement: 'Excellent references' " "I thought that applied to you!" |