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Show I 1 KILL! KILL! KILL! On with the dunce! Step on it; we are late! Hello, there are a couple of cars that have run into each other head oi Hurry pant! There are dead and wounded people lying- on the grass. We mijj'ht have to go to court as witnesses, or have to carry some of them to a hospital ! Shoot the g'as to her. You can pass that truck before we get to the top of the hill. Hin-ryV Gosh, you almost hit that old lady! Why do 'people allow women as old as that to get out on the highway? They are all hen-minded. We might have hurt her. There is a hole you can break through in that line of traffic. Give her the gun! Gee, that was close! Did you hear that fellow swear? We didn't hit him. What's he got to complain about? Bow that horn and make that guy get over where he belongs! be-longs! Why the fool wont give us the right of way! He can't be going more than 45. How can he expect to stay on the pavement at that pace? Hit her up around the right side therej Boy, that scared him! Maybe that will teach him to keep over where he belongs I thought for a minute we were going to turn turtle. Look, there is another accident! That car is on its top with its wheels in the air! Looks like a bug on its back, doesn't it? There was blood on the grass. Some one must have been badly hurt. Crazy fools, they don't know how, to drive, yet they get right out into traffic. Watch that woman! She is driving all over the road! Run up alongside along-side her and then give her a blast on the horn! Whew! Didn't her fender nick ours when she swerved? I believe it did. Thank heaven she didn't lock fenders with us! It might have caused an accident. I hate women drivers! Cut around that fellow. Never mind the curve. There isn't anything coming. Crash ! Where am I? What has happened to me, doctor? My leg has been taken off? My God! Kiwanis Magazine. |