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Show 1 f Ruminatiri M Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think aa little as necessary, scatter a few bou- - quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Runni.oi or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Nat a Chain Letter According to reports, the following fol-lowing letter was received by the United States war department recently: Adjiten Genral of the Army, Washington, D. C. Dear Adjiten Genral, Sir: My husband was enduced into the serf ace eighteen'' months ago and I aint got no pay since he was gone. Please send me my elopment as I have a four months old baby and he is my only support and 1 need every day to buy food and keep us in clothes. I am a poor woman and all I have is gone. Both sides of my parents are very-old very-old and I can't expect anything from them as my mother has been in bed for thirteen years with one doctor and wont take another. Do I get any more than I am going to get? Please send me a letter and tell me if my husband made application for a wife and child and please send me a wifes form to fill out. I have al ready written writ-ten to the president and gotton no answer and if I dont hear from you I will write to Uncle Sam about you and him. Yours very truly, Mrs. R P. S. I am told that my husband sets in the YWCA Every Night with the piano playing in his uniform. uni-form. I think you will find him there. |