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Show Step Farther Joan That piece I just played was very difficult. Jasper I wish it was impossible! impossi-ble! A one-way street is one on which a motorist is bumped from the rear only. After All Two heavyweight boxers chasing chas-ing each other round the ring kept treading on the toes of the small referee. At last the latter lost patience pa-tience and shouted: "If you guys don't stop treading tread-ing on my corns there's going to 1st a fight!" That's Easy Mrs. Peck She's very pretty, but she never says a word. I can't imagine why so many men are in love with her. Mr. Peck I can. By One Day "You're always late, boy. How old are you?" "I er er " "When were you born?" "Second of April, sir." "There you are late again!" Reminder He was reading the evening paper. "What a debt ive owe to medical science!" he said. "Good gracious," replied his wife. "Haven't you paid the doctor's bill yet?" Useful "Have you ever got into hot water?" "Yes, plenty of times." "Well, I wish you'd advise me. What did you do?" "Had a bath." It wasn't long after the wedding that Spivens discovered that he and his wife always thought alike. But his wife always thought first. |