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Show HOW TO BOOST BUSINESS Let's sit down and whine Until business is good. Let's grumble and pine Until business is good. Let's kick and complain, And display our disdain, From all boosting refrain, Until business is good. Let's quit eating meat Until business is good. Let's turn off the heat Until business is good. " Let's buy no more clothes, Or attend any shows, And shut off the huse " Until business is good. Let's pay no more taxes Until business is good. Let's lay down our axes Until business is good. Let's build no more schools Or obey traffic rules, And pawn all our jewels Until business is good. Let's not sh;pe our shoes Until business is good. Let's holler for booze Until business is good. Let's blames all our cares On the bulls and the bears And rest in our tlu'is Until business is good. Let's hide all our cash Until business is good. Let's live upon hash Until business is good. Let's stop paying lulls And quit taking pills And shiver with chills Until business is good. Let's quit paying rent Until business is good. Let's live in a tent Until business is good. Let's go without socks And quit winding clocks And invest in no stocks Until business is good, -v' Let's stop driving cars Until business is good. And quit smoking cigars Until business is good. Let's stop eating pie And lay down and die 4 So the undertaker will cry: "My! business is good." By Lion Frank W. Savage "Austin Chicago Lions Club" |