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Show "SAFETY GRAPHS" When it comes to knowing anything bout the cars they drive, some people ..re less smart than a dumb person. As a matter of fact, there is no-ody no-ody at home. In most cases there hasn't been fo" ome time. They had to move for nonpayment 'f grey matter. One fellow couldn't see why th 'an didn't have suspenders as well a i belt. He though a Rex enclosure was a -ilace where they put bad kings if jail. j One day he tuned in statio EMPTY on his gasoline gauge. But all he got was static. He had an idea that the car wov! run home on it's reputation. But even that was at home in th ( garage on a hook. It was there with the tire pumr. the jack and the rest of the tools. He sure was up against it So he called upon one of the leading lead-ing Chiropodists, j However, he didn't have a toe job. What he needed so bad was a tow car. I Next day he let all the air out of the tires. Said he was following the doctor's advice. High blood pressure required a lower altitude. So the garage man told him where he could go. And the place he directed him to isn't shown on any of the A. A. A. road maps. But the altitude of the place is low enough to satisfy anyone's blood pressure. And you don't need heavy underwear. under-wear. Nor an automobile. by J. A. Bou-ford, Bou-ford, TT;uh Str.te Automobile Ass'n. |