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Show JAPANESE RULES Here are the latest "rules of the road" In Japan, said to have been issued is-sued by the Japanese for the guidance guid-ance of English-speaking motorists: "At the rise of the hand of the honorable policeman, stop with ra-pidness ra-pidness greatly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him." "When a passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet trum-pet to htm melodiously at flrst. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with large vigor and express by word of the mouth a warning, 'Hi, Hi!' " "Beware of the wandering eow that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust ex-haust noise box at him. Go smoothly smooth-ly by." "Give space to the festive dog that makes play-sport in the roadway. road-way. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes." "Go smoothly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skiddy demon. Press the brake ot the foot smoothly as you roll around the corners and save collapse and tip-up." "Thnk you h.onortly!" |