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Show "Kidded" the Inspectors. The o'ium' dtiy two sanitary inspectors inspec-tors were making a round of tlic cot-lages cot-lages in a certain English village. During Dur-ing their visit they came to one where lived three adults. On being admitted, after waiting about ten minutes, one of t lie inspectors said, angrily: "How many persons are there in this house?" "There are five," answered I lie man uf the house. "Five:" exclaimed the inspector, "there'll have to be two less in it." "So there will when you two get fin," was the sarcastic reply. Eugenics. .Messenger The trained nurse has :ome, madam. Prominent Female Philosopher (of Ihe future) What for? Messenger Can it he possible that you have forgotten? Prominent Female Philosopher (adjusting (ad-justing her glasses thoughtfully) Hear me, 1 had forgotten all about rhat baby. Exchange. A man may wake his first baby just o see it laugh, but he never disturbe .lie peaceful slumber of the second. Poverty with contentment is better loan wealth without happiness. |